Дай-Но Того Дармовиса

Give me that trinket you've got just
Hanging there.
Doing nothing, day and night.
Let me hang my keys on it.
Give me that trinket that's just hanging
There for nothing.
Doing nothing, day and night.
Let me hang my keys on it.
Out of a thousand things, I can't find
Even three,
Where did my left earbud go?
Only
God knows the truth.
I lose my jewelry and my umbrella in the car.
So don't try to steal from me.
Nobody else can do it like that.
Even my backpack has vanished like it went underground.
What a mess.
Cards, badge, wallet, they fall out in a snap.