Digital Girlfriend

You're not getting what you want,
not from me now, so put your jeans back on.
Conversations with yourself, super-gudocious.
Don't think you'd notice if I walked right out this room.
Oh,
narcissistic tendencies. Oh,
I'm all out of battery. Oh,
not a fucking NPC.
But if that's what you need,
then... Find yourself a digital girlfriend.
Someone who can tell you, "Baby, you're so perfect." Stroking on your ego when you're lonely on a Saturday
night.
Find yourself a digital sweetheart.
Lying to yourself, but it can never be me now.
Pushing all the buttons, make it, make it do whatever you like.
Is she learning new tricks when you give the right clicks?
Are you getting you fixed up? 'Til she's glitching your screen, hacking everything, and you're left there to
clean your internet mess. Oh,